Positive attitude

                      
1. When your boss says - "You have screwed up this module"
Smile - it means "the other modules were good"

2. When your boss says - "I am not going to let you go early today evening"
Smile - It means "you can come late tomorrow"

3. When your boss says - "Do the documentation"
Smile - it means "Relax dude, you've done enough of coding, time to give your brain a break"

4. When your boss says - "You do nothing but just surf the internet"
Smile - it means "Dude, now I know where all that knowledge comes from"

5. When your boss says - "Do you come to office to sleep?"
Smile - It means "hey buddy, why do you stress yourself? Have a good night's
sleep and come to office whenever you wish!"

6  . When your boss says - "Stop staring at that girl you moron"
Smile - it means "My wife is better than her "

7. When your boss says - "Why does nothing work on your machine?"
Smile - it means "I am thinking I could rather give you my laptop"

8. When your boss says - "Would you stop talking on your mobile phone?"
Smile - it means "Use the office phone instead"

9. When your boss says - "Why do you keep smiling always?"
Smile - it means "I love the fact that You are spreading the good will"

10. When your boss says - "YOU ARE FIRED"
SLAP HIM IN HIS FACE AND SAY - "I RESIGN" 
 

A perfect Husband

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only Rs. 10,000.  Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "Rs.  40,00,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
          Rs. 2,50,00,000"


MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 2,25,00,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can gofor the extra amount. It really is a pretty good price."


WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"


MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....


He smiles and asks:



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"Anyone knows who's this mobile belongs to?"

Trip to Shirdi

Hello readers, I had been to shirdi last 2 days i.e. on 26th Jan at 8.30 Pm and came back on 28th Jan 12 am in night. The trip very exciting than i expected it to be. Unfortunately we dint had camera so no pictures with me, also cameras and mobiles were strictly not allowed in the temples.

Our journey started from thane, we went first to vandana bus stand where we came to know that we have to go to Khopat bus stand for Nashik and shirdi buses. This bus stand was walkable from Vandana bus stand. We reached Khopat and bus to shirdi was there standing for us. The ticket fare to shirdi is 210 Rs this is just for readers knowledge. We reached shirdi at 3:15 am and we had left thane at 9 Pm. Then as usual agents arrived at the bus and we fixed with one and he provide us with a room to fresh ourselves and take bath. He took only Rs 20 for this per person. Then we came to that agents shop where he provided us free lockers to keep our belongings including mobiles as they are not allowed inside the temple. We bought flowers, prasad etc. from the same shop. Then at 4:30 we reached temple wher Kakad Aarti had just started, it was very good and was satisfactory that we reached on time. After standing in the queue for 3 hours at 7:30 we got Sai Darshan. Then inside the temple there is museum, Samadhis of different people.

After having breakfast in shirdi we took a bus to Nashik from the bus stand which is very near to the temple. Nashik is 90 Km( 66 Rs) from Shirdi, we left shirdi at 9am and reached Nashik (CBS) at 11 am. From CBS we took a bus to Trimbakeshwar which is 30 KM(20 Rs) from CBS. In this temple also no bags, mobiles, cameras are allowed. Locker at very chea rate of Rs 5 available near the temple where you can keep your luggage. When we went inside the temple huge queue was awaiting for us. Bhadjis asked 100 Rs per person, but we thought its not the right way and joined the queue. After 3 hours we finally got the Shiv Ling darshan. It was great feeling after we got darshan as we stood in the queue in hot sun.

We left Trimbekeshwar at 5 Pm to CBS again. We took a auto(20 Rs) from CBS to Panchavati which is 2 Kms from CBS. Panchavati is really a beautiful place with river godavari flowing in the heart of city. Many people take bath in this river but we just washed our hands and legs as we had no spare clothes. I felt this Temple as Golden temple of Amritsar, I am not sure wether this comparison is correct because i have seen golden temple only on television. In panchavati there are many small temples which reveal the story of how Ravana captured Sita to lanka. From panchavati we took a auto to Bombay Naka (20 Rs). Remember every where we have to Bargain a lot. Here we got a Dadar bus which reached thane(Majiwada) at 12 am. Overall the journey was exciting and we enjoyed a lot and I wish all readers should experience this.

Colllege days: Chaan kavita

कँटीन मधला चहा आणि
चहा सोबत वडा पाव
पैसे कुठ्ले खिशात तेव्हा
उधारीचचं खातं राव !

कट्ट्यावर बसणं लेक्चर चुकवून
आणि पोरींची चेष्टा करणं
दिसलीच एखादी चांगली तर
तिला लांबूनच बघून झुरणं !

बसलोच चुकून लेक्चरला तर
शेवटचा बाक ठरलेला
कुणाच्या तरी वहीतलं पानं
आणि पेन सुध्दा चोरलेला !

परिक्षा जवळ आली
कि मात्र रात्री जागायच्या
डोळ्यात स्वप्नं उद्याची
म्हणून झोपाही शहाण्यासारख्या वागायच्या !

पूर्ण व्हायचं एक वर्तुळ
एक वर्ष सरायचं
पुन्हा नव्या पाखरांसोबत
जुनं झाड भरायचं.

अशी वर्तुळ भरता भरता कळलं
अरे कागदच भरला !
वर्तुळ झाल्या कागदाला
फ़क्त सलाम करायचा उरला !!

पुन्हा नविन रस्ता
पुन्हा नविन साथी
जुन्या रस्त्याच्या , प्रवासाच्या
फ़क्त आठवणीच हाती !!!!!!

Satyam k sholay!

Jay : Mausi, ladka Satyam mein kaam karta hai..

Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??

Jay : kahan mausi, 2 saal Satyam me rahne ke baad koshish to chalu hai..miltehi bata denge

Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se Satyam mein hi hai..

Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi...hike milte hi change kar lenge

Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?

Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..

Mausi : Hai hai ...!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?

Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to nahin milti hai na... Mausi..

Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..?

Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite Jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban..

Mausi : To kya AB tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya ..???

Jay : Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi

likha hai mausi..

Mausi : kya kaha ladka Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai..!!!

Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?

Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar de denge!!

Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???

Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun Le...Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki, koi

sauteli maa nahi....Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale Chandu

se shaadi kar Le par Satyam ke employee se katai nahin karegi .

Jay: thik hai muasiji…maire itna samjhane k baad bhi aap kuch nahi samajh rahi hai toh kya kare

Mausi: Ek baat kahu beta…tumhara dost bhalehi outdated technology pe satyam mein kaam karta hai

Lekin tum thakte nahi ho uski tarafdari karte karte…

Jay: kay karu Mausi mera dil hi aisa hai…Akhir mein bhi toh WIPRO mein kam karta hun

HAVE FAITH

Sharing an interesting story -

A business executive was deep in debt and could see no way out.

Creditors were closing in on him. Suppliers were demanding payment. He
sat on the park bench, head in hands, wondering if anything could save
his company from bankruptcy.

Suddenly an old man appeared before him.

"I can see that something is troubling you," he said.

After listening to the executive's woes, the old man said, "I believe
I can help you."

He asked the man his name, wrote out a check, and pushed it into his
hand saying, "Take this money. Meet me here exactly one year from
today, and you can pay me back at that time."

Then he turned and disappeared as quickly as he had come.

The business executive saw in his hand a check for $500,000, signed by
John D. Rockefeller, then one of the richest men in the world!

"I can erase my money worries in an instant!" he realized. But
instead, the executive decided to put the uncashed check in his safe.
Just knowing it was there might give him the strength to work out a
way to save his business, he thought.

With renewed optimism, he negotiated better deals and extended terms
of payment. He closed several big sales. Within a few months, he was
out of debt and making money once again.

Exactly one year later, he returned to the park with the uncashed
check. At the agreed-upon time, the old man appeared. But just as the
executive was about to hand back the check and share his success
story, a nurse came running up and grabbed the old man.

"I'm so glad I caught him!" she cried. "I hope he hasn't been
bothering you. He's always escaping from the rest home and telling
people he's John D. Rockefeller."

And she led the old man away by the arm.

The astonished executive just stood there, stunned. All year long he'd
been wheeling and dealing, buying and selling, convinced he had half a
million dollars behind him.

Suddenly, he realized that it wasn't the money, real or imagined, that
had turned his life around. It was his newfound self-confidence that
gave him the power to achieve anything he went after.

Romantic 1st lines...and

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

 

Friends and Friendship

Why Friendship and what is need of friendship

Why we need friendships when we have a lovely life in this world.
Why we need friends in our life.

Well friends, this is a tedious question to answer. Lets see each questions.

Why we need friendships?

Friendships are the gift to the man kind. The relation which we get in this world are blood related. But the only relationships which doesnot related to blood is friendship. Friendship has many forms and shapes. It is like water. If we pour the water into a jug it takes the shape of jug. if you pour the same water into a bowl it takes the shape o bowl. Sameway friendships will take a different shapes and sizes according to our heart. Friendship gives pleasure to human beings. Where there is friendship then there will not be any sorrow. When you see a child laughing you will forget your sorrows for a second, sameway when you are with a friend you forget your sorrows.

Friendships crosses boundries

The world is rotating smoothly because of the friendly hearts in the world. it crosses boundries and share a mutual bonding of love. Friendships will take care of this entire world from problems. If we are friends then our countries will, when our countries are friends then there is not need of weapons. So take weapon named friendship and love and conqure the world with love.

Friendships saves life

Trusted true friendships never makes others down. it helps a lot to make friends to comeup from the situation. Friendships never expect anything in return for all its offering. It saves life without looking into situation.

Lets get friendship !!!!

Why we need friends & friendships?

Friends comes with friendships, They are the channel of love and affection. Friends are like child's heart which doesn't know wrong thinkings. When there is a friend with us we feel secure, happy, huge support, and comfortable which you can't get from others.

So Lets get some real friends in this world. and lets Be Friends.

My Placement in and completion of 2 Years in TCS(Continued)

Hello Readers

Thanks for the patience. After a long time I am continuing to write my journey in TCS. Do you know where did I stop in my Last blog yes you are right its my joining in coimbatore. I was very excited and why not it was my first job. We all friends booked the same train we were 40 of them and you can imagine how exciting it was, everywhere friends in the train. We had to take breakup journey i.e. first from belgaum to bangalore and then from bangalore to coimbatore. We left on 8th of october from belgaum and reached in the 9th morning. Our train to coimbatore was in the evening, I dont remember the exact time. I still remember all my friends who were at job in bangalore had come at station to see off me. At last in the morning we reached coimbatore, the time of 8 to 10 hours was very short because we were enjoying, cracking jokes etc.

There was lot of fun on station we were new to the plac and also to the language(tamil). Auto drivers are very cunning here, they know hindi( some not all) but they dont speak just to create confusion and ask for more money. We had our accomadation in Arul Joti hotel, also we had the perfect address, I stiil remember it was Rajaji street, Ramnagar. One thing, I met 2 new friends on station from our college itself but I had not seen them nor they had seen me before may be because we were from different branch. We became the room mates, I remember the room numbaer it was 120 on the first floor. The room was good with 2 double beds and lots of rats always giving visit to check everything was alright. Atlast we settled down in the room and then we left to check our training center which was at walkable distance from hotel. There was a grand welcome on 11th october in a very big Hotel may be a 3 or 4 star hotel. Introduction about TATA Group and some formalities were completed on the first day. Schedule of the training was given to us which was a very hectic one 12 hours a day. My god I am getting bored again sorry readers i have to stop now, I will continue later...........