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Wednesday, 19 November 2008
Monday, 17 November 2008
My Placement in and completion of 2 Years in TCS
At 9 am they finished the PPT and as usual it was very good and everyone was impressed including me. There were 3 rounds Aptitude, technical interview and HR interview. I had come in the morning for the test, the test was conducted in batches and my serial number was 354. The aptitude test was online and I got into the lab at 7Pm for the test after 8-9 hours. After every batch finishes the test, results were announced immediately. Iwas waiting for my name to be announced and it happened so. Then I was called for technical interview next day at 11 am.
My interview turn came at 5Pm inthe evening, the time which i spent between 11am to 5 pm was horrible. I was tensed and asking each person who comes after the interview about the questions asked to him. Atlast came my turn, I was a bit nervous but also confident, the interviewer asked me to introduce myself and about my favorite subject. I was able to answer all the questions and the interviwer was also impressed and gave me the form to the HR interview. I was very happy and was the last man for the HR interview. Finally there was announcement of selected students and out of 400 students only 51 were selected and I was one of them.
I received my offer letter very late. I was the first one to get placed and last one to get my offer and joining letter. I had to fight for it i.e. call TCS many times. I also decided to search for another job when it was too late. I waited for joining letter upto september i.e. 4 months after my result in July, then i was planning to search for another job. But hopefully i got my joining date and location by email and it was 11th october at Coimbatore. Now I m bored typing this blog remaining i will tell you in next blog...........
Sunday, 9 November 2008
Marathi Kavita:Tuch tharav
ती- काहीही चालेल.
तो- पावभाजी आणि व्हेज पुलाव खाऊ या?
ती- शी केव्हढी ऑईली असते. मला पिंपल्स येतात.
तो- मग नुस्तंच चहा-ब्रेड सँडविच?
ती- मला इथं मरणाची भूक लागलीये, अन तू मला चहा-ब्रेड देणार?
तो- मग तूच सांग काय खायचं?
ती- काहीही चालेल..!!
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तो- मग आता आपण काय करू या?
ती- काहीही. तुच ठरव.
तो- पिक्चर बघू या मस्त? बरेच दिवस झलेत?
ती- नको. वेस्ट ऑफ टाईम!
तो- मग बागेत चल, बॅडमिंटन खेळू या.
ती- डोकं फिरलंय का? बाहेर ऊन बघ किती ते..
तो- मग कॉफीशॉपमध्ये तरी जाऊ या.
ती- नको. पुर्ण दिवस झोप येत नाही कॉफी प्याल्यावर.
तो- मग तुच सांग, काय करू या?
ती- काहीही. तुच ठरव..!!
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तो- जाऊ दे. सरळ घरीच जाऊ या झालं.
ती- काहीही. तुच ठरव.
तो- बसनं जाऊ या?
ती- शी केवढी गर्दी. अन कसकसले वास येतात त्या बसमध्ये.
तो- ठीके. टॅक्सीने जाऊ या मग.
ती- पैसे जास्त झालेत का? एवढ्याशा अंतरासाठी टॅक्सी?
तो- ठीक. चल मग, चालतच जाऊ.
ती- किती दुष्ट तु? रिकाम्या पोटी मला चालायला लावतोस?
तो- ठीक. मग आधी जेवू या?
ती- व्हाटेव्हर!
तो- काय खाऊ या?
ती- तुच ठरव..!!
Saturday, 1 November 2008
Marathi timepass
| Posted: 01 Sep 2008 11:53 PM CDT नव्या म्हणी पाहुणा गेला अन चहा केला म्हशी मेल्या, चारा संपला अन हाती घोटाळा आला मंत्र्याचे बिऱ्हाड दौऱ्यावर आपलेच गोलंदाज आणि आपलेच फलंदाज गाढवापुढे वाचली गीता, वाचणाराच गाढव होता काय द्या नी बोला भक्त जातो देवापाशी, चित्त त्याचे चपलांपाशी घरोघरी फॅशनेबल पोरी मरावे परी व्हीडिओकॅसेटरूपी उरावे रिकामा मंत्री फीतींना कात्र्या लावी निवडणूक सरो आणि मतदार मरो कशात काय आणि खड्ड्यात पाय इन्कम थोडे, पोरे फार उचलली लिपस्टिक लावली ओठांना कॉल आला होता पण नोकरी लागली नाही तुका म्हणे भोग सरे, पास होता रद्दड पोरे |
| हुशार आम्ही प्रोग्रामर (Hushar amhi programmer) Posted: 01 Sep 2008 11:47 PM CDT हुशार आम्ही प्रोग्रामर आम्हाला काय कुणाची भीती ? चॅटीन्ग अन ई मेल करण्या कि बोर्ड घेतला हाती. कॉलेजच्या प्रा॑गणात उमगली सॉफ्टवेअरची महती, स॑गणकाशी लगीन लागल॑ जडली वेडी प्रीत. हुशार आम्ही प्रोग्रामर आम्हाला काय कुणाची भीती ? चॅटीन्ग अन ई मेल करण्या कि बोर्ड घेतला हाती. हितगुज बडबड अन, बडबड हितगुज करावी हेच आम्हाला ठाव॑, नेट वर नेटाने जोडु माया, ममता, नाती, सर्व रिसोर्स फुकट वापरु हिच आमुची नीती. हुशार आम्ही प्रोग्रामर आम्हाला काय कुणाची भीती ? चॅटीन्ग अन ई मेल करण्या कि बोर्ड घेतला हाती. |
Friday, 31 October 2008
Happy Diwali..........
Thursday, 23 October 2008
SOME THOUGHTS BY MEN
- SOME THOUGHTS BY MEN-:
Thought 1
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?
Thought 2
The average man's life consists of:
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end,
the mourners wondering too.
Thought 3
A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If
you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill
you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The
man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once
again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step
a car will run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was
instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely
missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice
answered. "Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when
I got married?"
This is the best!!!
Thought 4
Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her
father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They
reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father
and placed some thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering
what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him
to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced "Ladies and
Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raised his
hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, "My daughter
finally, finally returned my credit card to me." The whole audience
including priest started laughing.......... but not the poor groom!
Men are Priceless
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about forty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, 'While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.'
