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Wednesday, 19 November 2008

What life is all about.

 



 
What Life Is All About
 
 
Life isn't about keeping score. It's not about how many friends you have. Or how many people call you. Or how accepted or unaccepted you are. Not about if you have plans this weekend. Or if you're alone. It isn't about who you're dating, who you use to date, how many people you've dated, or if you haven't been with anyone at all. It isn't about who you have kissed. It's not about sex. It isn't about who your family is or how much money they have. Or what kind of car you drive. Or where you're sent to school.

It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are. Or what clothes you wear, what shoes you have on, or what kind of music you listen to. It's not about if your hair is blonde, red, black, brown, or green. Or if your skin is too light or too dark.

It's not about what grades you get, how smart you are, how smart everyone else thinks you are, or how smart standardized tests say you are. Or if this teacher likes you, or if this guy/girl likes you. Or what clubs you're in, or how good you are at "your" sport. It's not about representing your whole being on a piece of paper and seeing who will "accept the written you".

But life is about who you love and who you hurt. It's about who you make happy or unhappy purposefully. It's about keeping or betraying trust. It's about friendship, used as sanctity, or as a weapon. It's about what you say and mean, maybe hurtful, maybe heartening. About starting rumors and contributing to petty gossip. It's about what judgments you pass and why. And who your judgments are spread to.

It's about who you've ignored with full control and intention. It's about jealousy, fear, pain, ignorance, and revenge. It's about carrying inner hate and love, letting it grow and spreading it.

But most of all, it's about using your life to touch or poison other people's hearts in such a way that could never occurred alone. Only you choose the way these hearts are affected and those choices are what life is all about.


  

 


 

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Monday, 17 November 2008

My Placement in and completion of 2 Years in TCS

I am not getting from where to start telling you my journey in TCS. I start it from my placement into TCS to completion of 2 years. When I was in 1st year of engineering, our college had very poor placement. There was no placement for Computer Science people and I was one of them. Only some IP and mechanica based Companies were visiting our college for placement. In 1st year itself one of the senior TCS Associate came to visit our college and that time I had not heard about TCS nor any other company(May be because my general knowledge was poor). He was impressed with our college and the very next year they came for placement and there after they come every year. I was placed into TCS in the year 2005 i.e. my third year. TCS was the first company to visit our college. Their criteria was 60% through out in Engineering, SSLC and PUC II year and I had 75% in Engineering and more than 80% in SSLC and PUC II year, so naturally qualified for the aptitude test.

At 9 am they finished the PPT and as usual it was very good and everyone was impressed including me. There were 3 rounds Aptitude, technical interview and HR interview. I had come in the morning for the test, the test was conducted in batches and my serial number was 354. The aptitude test was online and I got into the lab at 7Pm for the test after 8-9 hours. After every batch finishes the test, results were announced immediately. Iwas waiting for my name to be announced and it happened so. Then I was called for technical interview next day at 11 am.

My interview turn came at 5Pm inthe evening, the time which i spent between 11am to 5 pm was horrible. I was tensed and asking each person who comes after the interview about the questions asked to him. Atlast came my turn, I was a bit nervous but also confident, the interviewer asked me to introduce myself and about my favorite subject. I was able to answer all the questions and the interviwer was also impressed and gave me the form to the HR interview. I was very happy and was the last man for the HR interview. Finally there was announcement of selected students and out of 400 students only 51 were selected and I was one of them.

I received my offer letter very late. I was the first one to get placed and last one to get my offer and joining letter. I had to fight for it i.e. call TCS many times. I also decided to search for another job when it was too late. I waited for joining letter upto september i.e. 4 months after my result in July, then i was planning to search for another job. But hopefully i got my joining date and location by email and it was 11th october at Coimbatore. Now I m bored typing this blog remaining i will tell you in next blog...........

Sunday, 9 November 2008

Marathi Kavita:Tuch tharav

तो- काय खाऊ या?
ती- काहीही चालेल.
तो- पावभाजी आणि व्हेज पुलाव खाऊ या?
ती- शी केव्हढी ऑईली असते. मला पिंपल्स येतात.
तो- मग नुस्तंच चहा-ब्रेड सँडविच?
ती- मला इथं मरणाची भूक लागलीये, अन तू मला चहा-ब्रेड देणार?
तो- मग तूच सांग काय खायचं?
ती- काहीही चालेल..!!
..
तो- मग आता आपण काय करू या?
ती- काहीही. तुच ठरव.
तो- पिक्चर बघू या मस्त? बरेच दिवस झलेत?
ती- नको. वेस्ट ऑफ टाईम!
तो- मग बागेत चल, बॅडमिंटन खेळू या.
ती- डोकं फिरलंय का? बाहेर ऊन बघ किती ते..
तो- मग कॉफीशॉपमध्ये तरी जाऊ या.
ती- नको. पुर्ण दिवस झोप येत नाही कॉफी प्याल्यावर.
तो- मग तुच सांग, काय करू या?
ती- काहीही. तुच ठरव..!!
..
तो- जाऊ दे. सरळ घरीच जाऊ या झालं.
ती- काहीही. तुच ठरव.
तो- बसनं जाऊ या?
ती- शी केवढी गर्दी. अन कसकसले वास येतात त्या बसमध्ये.
तो- ठीके. टॅक्सीने जाऊ या मग.
ती- पैसे जास्त झालेत का? एवढ्याशा अंतरासाठी टॅक्सी?
तो- ठीक. चल मग, चालतच जाऊ.
ती- किती दुष्ट तु? रिकाम्या पोटी मला चालायला लावतोस?
तो- ठीक. मग आधी जेवू या?
ती- व्हाटेव्हर!
तो- काय खाऊ या?
ती- तुच ठरव..!! 

 

Saturday, 1 November 2008

Marathi timepass

नव्या म्हणी (Navya mhani)

Posted: 01 Sep 2008 11:53 PM CDT

नव्या म्हणी

पाहुणा गेला अन चहा केला

म्हशी मेल्या, चारा संपला अन हाती घोटाळा आला

मंत्र्याचे बिऱ्हाड दौऱ्यावर

आपलेच गोलंदाज आणि आपलेच फलंदाज

गाढवापुढे वाचली गीता, वाचणाराच गाढव होता

काय द्या नी बोला

भक्त जातो देवापाशी, चित्त त्याचे चपलांपाशी

घरोघरी फॅशनेबल पोरी

मरावे परी व्हीडिओकॅसेटरूपी उरावे

रिकामा मंत्री फीतींना कात्र्या लावी

निवडणूक सरो आणि मतदार मरो

कशात काय आणि खड्ड्यात पाय

इन्कम थोडे, पोरे फार

उचलली लिपस्टिक लावली ओठांना

कॉल आला होता पण नोकरी लागली नाही

तुका म्हणे भोग सरे, पास होता रद्दड पोरे

हुशार आम्ही प्रोग्रामर (Hushar amhi programmer)

Posted: 01 Sep 2008 11:47 PM CDT

हुशार आम्ही प्रोग्रामर आम्हाला काय कुणाची भीती ?
हुशार आम्ही प्रोग्रामर आम्हाला काय कुणाची भीती ?

चॅटीन्ग अन ई मेल करण्या कि बोर्ड घेतला हाती.

कॉलेजच्या प्रा॑गणात उमगली सॉफ्टवेअरची महती,

स॑गणकाशी लगीन लागल॑ जडली वेडी प्रीत.

हुशार आम्ही प्रोग्रामर आम्हाला काय कुणाची भीती ?

चॅटीन्ग अन ई मेल करण्या कि बोर्ड घेतला हाती.

हितगुज बडबड अन, बडबड हितगुज करावी हेच आम्हाला ठाव॑,

नेट वर नेटाने जोडु माया, ममता, नाती,

सर्व रिसोर्स फुकट वापरु हिच आमुची नीती.

हुशार आम्ही प्रोग्रामर आम्हाला काय कुणाची भीती ?

चॅटीन्ग अन ई मेल करण्या कि बोर्ड घेतला हाती.

Friday, 31 October 2008

Happy Diwali..........


Bright Lights and Lamps, Delicious Sweets and Snacks, Dashing Crackers and Sparkles.. Its time to Gun for Fun! Wish you Happy Diwali

Thursday, 23 October 2008

SOME THOUGHTS BY MEN


      SOME THOUGHTS BY MEN-:

      Thought 1


      When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.

      When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.

      When we die, our widows get the life insurance.

      What do women want to be liberated from?



      Thought 2


      The average man's life consists of:

      Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,

      Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end,
      the mourners wondering too.



      Thought 3


      A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If
      you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill
      you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The
      man was astonished.

      He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once
      again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step
      a car will run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was
      instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely
      missing him.

      The man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice
      answered. "Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when
      I got married?"

      This is the best!!!

      Thought 4


      Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her
      father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They
      reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father
      and placed some thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering
      what was given to the father by the bride.

      The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him
      to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced "Ladies and
      Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raised his
      hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, "My daughter
      finally, finally returned my credit card to me." The whole audience
      including priest started laughing.......... but not the poor groom!

Men are Priceless

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.

When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about forty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up one minute.

To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, 'While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.'