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Tuesday, 13 January 2009

Romantic 1st lines...and



I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

 

Saturday, 10 January 2009

Friends and Friendship


Why Friendship and what is need of friendship

Why we need friendships when we have a lovely life in this world.
Why we need friends in our life.

Well friends, this is a tedious question to answer. Lets see each questions.

Why we need friendships?

Friendships are the gift to the man kind. The relation which we get in this world are blood related. But the only relationships which doesnot related to blood is friendship. Friendship has many forms and shapes. It is like water. If we pour the water into a jug it takes the shape of jug. if you pour the same water into a bowl it takes the shape o bowl. Sameway friendships will take a different shapes and sizes according to our heart. Friendship gives pleasure to human beings. Where there is friendship then there will not be any sorrow. When you see a child laughing you will forget your sorrows for a second, sameway when you are with a friend you forget your sorrows.

Friendships crosses boundries

The world is rotating smoothly because of the friendly hearts in the world. it crosses boundries and share a mutual bonding of love. Friendships will take care of this entire world from problems. If we are friends then our countries will, when our countries are friends then there is not need of weapons. So take weapon named friendship and love and conqure the world with love.

Friendships saves life

Trusted true friendships never makes others down. it helps a lot to make friends to comeup from the situation. Friendships never expect anything in return for all its offering. It saves life without looking into situation.

Lets get friendship !!!!

Why we need friends & friendships?

Friends comes with friendships, They are the channel of love and affection. Friends are like child's heart which doesn't know wrong thinkings. When there is a friend with us we feel secure, happy, huge support, and comfortable which you can't get from others.

So Lets get some real friends in this world. and lets Be Friends.

Thursday, 1 January 2009

My Placement in and completion of 2 Years in TCS(Continued)

Hello Readers

Thanks for the patience. After a long time I am continuing to write my journey in TCS. Do you know where did I stop in my Last blog yes you are right its my joining in coimbatore. I was very excited and why not it was my first job. We all friends booked the same train we were 40 of them and you can imagine how exciting it was, everywhere friends in the train. We had to take breakup journey i.e. first from belgaum to bangalore and then from bangalore to coimbatore. We left on 8th of october from belgaum and reached in the 9th morning. Our train to coimbatore was in the evening, I dont remember the exact time. I still remember all my friends who were at job in bangalore had come at station to see off me. At last in the morning we reached coimbatore, the time of 8 to 10 hours was very short because we were enjoying, cracking jokes etc.

There was lot of fun on station we were new to the plac and also to the language(tamil). Auto drivers are very cunning here, they know hindi( some not all) but they dont speak just to create confusion and ask for more money. We had our accomadation in Arul Joti hotel, also we had the perfect address, I stiil remember it was Rajaji street, Ramnagar. One thing, I met 2 new friends on station from our college itself but I had not seen them nor they had seen me before may be because we were from different branch. We became the room mates, I remember the room numbaer it was 120 on the first floor. The room was good with 2 double beds and lots of rats always giving visit to check everything was alright. Atlast we settled down in the room and then we left to check our training center which was at walkable distance from hotel. There was a grand welcome on 11th october in a very big Hotel may be a 3 or 4 star hotel. Introduction about TATA Group and some formalities were completed on the first day. Schedule of the training was given to us which was a very hectic one 12 hours a day. My god I am getting bored again sorry readers i have to stop now, I will continue later...........

Wednesday, 19 November 2008

What life is all about.

 



 
What Life Is All About
 
 
Life isn't about keeping score. It's not about how many friends you have. Or how many people call you. Or how accepted or unaccepted you are. Not about if you have plans this weekend. Or if you're alone. It isn't about who you're dating, who you use to date, how many people you've dated, or if you haven't been with anyone at all. It isn't about who you have kissed. It's not about sex. It isn't about who your family is or how much money they have. Or what kind of car you drive. Or where you're sent to school.

It's not about how beautiful or ugly you are. Or what clothes you wear, what shoes you have on, or what kind of music you listen to. It's not about if your hair is blonde, red, black, brown, or green. Or if your skin is too light or too dark.

It's not about what grades you get, how smart you are, how smart everyone else thinks you are, or how smart standardized tests say you are. Or if this teacher likes you, or if this guy/girl likes you. Or what clubs you're in, or how good you are at "your" sport. It's not about representing your whole being on a piece of paper and seeing who will "accept the written you".

But life is about who you love and who you hurt. It's about who you make happy or unhappy purposefully. It's about keeping or betraying trust. It's about friendship, used as sanctity, or as a weapon. It's about what you say and mean, maybe hurtful, maybe heartening. About starting rumors and contributing to petty gossip. It's about what judgments you pass and why. And who your judgments are spread to.

It's about who you've ignored with full control and intention. It's about jealousy, fear, pain, ignorance, and revenge. It's about carrying inner hate and love, letting it grow and spreading it.

But most of all, it's about using your life to touch or poison other people's hearts in such a way that could never occurred alone. Only you choose the way these hearts are affected and those choices are what life is all about.


  

 


 

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Monday, 17 November 2008

My Placement in and completion of 2 Years in TCS

I am not getting from where to start telling you my journey in TCS. I start it from my placement into TCS to completion of 2 years. When I was in 1st year of engineering, our college had very poor placement. There was no placement for Computer Science people and I was one of them. Only some IP and mechanica based Companies were visiting our college for placement. In 1st year itself one of the senior TCS Associate came to visit our college and that time I had not heard about TCS nor any other company(May be because my general knowledge was poor). He was impressed with our college and the very next year they came for placement and there after they come every year. I was placed into TCS in the year 2005 i.e. my third year. TCS was the first company to visit our college. Their criteria was 60% through out in Engineering, SSLC and PUC II year and I had 75% in Engineering and more than 80% in SSLC and PUC II year, so naturally qualified for the aptitude test.

At 9 am they finished the PPT and as usual it was very good and everyone was impressed including me. There were 3 rounds Aptitude, technical interview and HR interview. I had come in the morning for the test, the test was conducted in batches and my serial number was 354. The aptitude test was online and I got into the lab at 7Pm for the test after 8-9 hours. After every batch finishes the test, results were announced immediately. Iwas waiting for my name to be announced and it happened so. Then I was called for technical interview next day at 11 am.

My interview turn came at 5Pm inthe evening, the time which i spent between 11am to 5 pm was horrible. I was tensed and asking each person who comes after the interview about the questions asked to him. Atlast came my turn, I was a bit nervous but also confident, the interviewer asked me to introduce myself and about my favorite subject. I was able to answer all the questions and the interviwer was also impressed and gave me the form to the HR interview. I was very happy and was the last man for the HR interview. Finally there was announcement of selected students and out of 400 students only 51 were selected and I was one of them.

I received my offer letter very late. I was the first one to get placed and last one to get my offer and joining letter. I had to fight for it i.e. call TCS many times. I also decided to search for another job when it was too late. I waited for joining letter upto september i.e. 4 months after my result in July, then i was planning to search for another job. But hopefully i got my joining date and location by email and it was 11th october at Coimbatore. Now I m bored typing this blog remaining i will tell you in next blog...........

Sunday, 9 November 2008

Marathi Kavita:Tuch tharav

तो- काय खाऊ या?
ती- काहीही चालेल.
तो- पावभाजी आणि व्हेज पुलाव खाऊ या?
ती- शी केव्हढी ऑईली असते. मला पिंपल्स येतात.
तो- मग नुस्तंच चहा-ब्रेड सँडविच?
ती- मला इथं मरणाची भूक लागलीये, अन तू मला चहा-ब्रेड देणार?
तो- मग तूच सांग काय खायचं?
ती- काहीही चालेल..!!
..
तो- मग आता आपण काय करू या?
ती- काहीही. तुच ठरव.
तो- पिक्चर बघू या मस्त? बरेच दिवस झलेत?
ती- नको. वेस्ट ऑफ टाईम!
तो- मग बागेत चल, बॅडमिंटन खेळू या.
ती- डोकं फिरलंय का? बाहेर ऊन बघ किती ते..
तो- मग कॉफीशॉपमध्ये तरी जाऊ या.
ती- नको. पुर्ण दिवस झोप येत नाही कॉफी प्याल्यावर.
तो- मग तुच सांग, काय करू या?
ती- काहीही. तुच ठरव..!!
..
तो- जाऊ दे. सरळ घरीच जाऊ या झालं.
ती- काहीही. तुच ठरव.
तो- बसनं जाऊ या?
ती- शी केवढी गर्दी. अन कसकसले वास येतात त्या बसमध्ये.
तो- ठीके. टॅक्सीने जाऊ या मग.
ती- पैसे जास्त झालेत का? एवढ्याशा अंतरासाठी टॅक्सी?
तो- ठीक. चल मग, चालतच जाऊ.
ती- किती दुष्ट तु? रिकाम्या पोटी मला चालायला लावतोस?
तो- ठीक. मग आधी जेवू या?
ती- व्हाटेव्हर!
तो- काय खाऊ या?
ती- तुच ठरव..!! 

 

Saturday, 1 November 2008

Marathi timepass

नव्या म्हणी (Navya mhani)

Posted: 01 Sep 2008 11:53 PM CDT

नव्या म्हणी

पाहुणा गेला अन चहा केला

म्हशी मेल्या, चारा संपला अन हाती घोटाळा आला

मंत्र्याचे बिऱ्हाड दौऱ्यावर

आपलेच गोलंदाज आणि आपलेच फलंदाज

गाढवापुढे वाचली गीता, वाचणाराच गाढव होता

काय द्या नी बोला

भक्त जातो देवापाशी, चित्त त्याचे चपलांपाशी

घरोघरी फॅशनेबल पोरी

मरावे परी व्हीडिओकॅसेटरूपी उरावे

रिकामा मंत्री फीतींना कात्र्या लावी

निवडणूक सरो आणि मतदार मरो

कशात काय आणि खड्ड्यात पाय

इन्कम थोडे, पोरे फार

उचलली लिपस्टिक लावली ओठांना

कॉल आला होता पण नोकरी लागली नाही

तुका म्हणे भोग सरे, पास होता रद्दड पोरे

हुशार आम्ही प्रोग्रामर (Hushar amhi programmer)

Posted: 01 Sep 2008 11:47 PM CDT

हुशार आम्ही प्रोग्रामर आम्हाला काय कुणाची भीती ?
हुशार आम्ही प्रोग्रामर आम्हाला काय कुणाची भीती ?

चॅटीन्ग अन ई मेल करण्या कि बोर्ड घेतला हाती.

कॉलेजच्या प्रा॑गणात उमगली सॉफ्टवेअरची महती,

स॑गणकाशी लगीन लागल॑ जडली वेडी प्रीत.

हुशार आम्ही प्रोग्रामर आम्हाला काय कुणाची भीती ?

चॅटीन्ग अन ई मेल करण्या कि बोर्ड घेतला हाती.

हितगुज बडबड अन, बडबड हितगुज करावी हेच आम्हाला ठाव॑,

नेट वर नेटाने जोडु माया, ममता, नाती,

सर्व रिसोर्स फुकट वापरु हिच आमुची नीती.

हुशार आम्ही प्रोग्रामर आम्हाला काय कुणाची भीती ?

चॅटीन्ग अन ई मेल करण्या कि बोर्ड घेतला हाती.